The girlfriend and I have been dating for 4 years now (I know), and one would expect that the conversations we have would
have dulled out by now but in doing so, one would be wrong. Because if anything, she is still as unpredictable, unreasonable and crazy as when we first met. Examples? I happily oblige:

She calls me because her computer is giving her an error.
Her: Hi, can you help me, I’m getting an error and I can’t print.
Me: Ok, what’s the error?
Her: I don’t know… something about something not being found.
Me: You have to tell me the error, or I can’t fix it.
Her: I just told you, something’s not being found, bla bla bla. Figure it out, you’re the computer genius.
Me: ...

The sky is getting cloudy:
Me: It’s gonna rain.
Her: Ewww.
Me: Rain’s good.
Her: I don’t like rain. When I was little and I walked back home, I had to avoid the worms because if I stepped on one of them, it would split into two and they would both chase me.
Me: Here we go again….
Her: It’s trueeeee.

I call her blondie, because, even though she’s not, she very much acts like one on most days.
Me: Hey blondie, look at this (pointing to my computer screen)
Her: I’m not blondie, I’m blindie.
Me: Huh?
Her: I don’t have my contacts, so I can’t see.
Me: Oh.

Somehow, we began discussing how she doesn’t think we have enough pictures of us.
Her: We should take more pictures.
Me: You don’t need pictures, I’ll remember what we do together and tell you.
Her: Ok, but I wish there was someone who follows us everywhere and takes pictures of us all the time, and plays music in the background…
Me: ....

Anyways, the reason for this post was to point people to MyMeanGirl, which I discovered a month or so ago, and which I find hilarious, so hilarious in fact that it inspired me to write what I just wrote. Just thought some other people might like it too.

PS: The girlfriend doesn’t really call me “a computer genius”, but since I’m writing this, I can say she does.